This layout is butt and is made of more butt. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. (But I would like to try that biscuit sammich.)

What about Michael BloombHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They should have a 13 Days of Chili’s advent calendar, but behind every flap is a single baby back rib.

STICK TO STONKS

Send this dude to toil in the dilithium mines!

I assume this means the store will be closed on Shabbos.

I would like to announce that I too will have a Quibi series. I will not be taking questions at this time. Thank you. 

I am treating the lack of Inglehoffer as a personal attack

I am treating the lack of Inglehoffer as a personal attack

So Panera’s parent company owns Peet’s, Stumptown and Intelligentsia. Why not maybe ask your sister companies for some assistance with the whole coffee thing?

There is an Einstein Bros. in NYC, at LaGuardia Airport, and every time I see it I get irrationally angry.

I haven’t used those specific Sephora wipes, but I always pack some exfoliating wipes when traveling. They are a godsend on long flights when your skin starts to feel gross.

I haven’t used those specific Sephora wipes, but I always pack some exfoliating wipes when traveling. They are a…

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In the interview explaining the design of these concept stores, chief customer officer Frank Hamlin says, “I came back [from E3] in 2014 and went to the then-regime and I said, ‘We are missing out on an enormous opportunity...And I said, and I use this incredibly politically incorrectly, ‘If E3 is the Vatican, why is…

You will take my Liberte by-God-full-fat Nicaraguan Coffee Bean yogurt from my COLD, DEAD HANDS

UNFFF

Honestly, what took them so long

you’re not the boss of me

I don’t have a problem with the fancy food hall as a concept; there are some that I really enjoy. I just think many of them are set up and organized in an extremely lazy fashion by operators who just want to cram as many booths and tables as humanly possible into their space. There’s no thought put into the diversity o…

I’m definitely thinking about throwing a biscuit potluck next month.