“Bloomberg has apologized”

IIRC, Simon purchased Aeropostale a few years ago for similar reasons. 

Hey, he’s gotta get to work somehow.

I’m gonna wait for the Great Canadian Baking Show, personally

I have contacted the authorities

I have contacted the authorities

The California Milk Advisory Board needs to stay off the weed

Just give me Biscoffs and Stroopwafels and I am ok.

They shall enjoy a, how-do-you-say, “le pork roll” 

Big “Guy Who Just Bought a Boat” Energy

I think that there are a lot of half-ass versions of coffee ice cream floating around, but really good high-quality coffee ice cream is phenomenal.

All pizzas have their wonderful quirks, those features that shine through and make life special. For some, it’s a crust; for others, it’s a cheese; some have a peculiar sauce, or special toppings. All pizzas have something to contribute to the culinary world.

Went there on a DC trip last spring. Can confirm the sammiches are good. They have good latkes too. 

I prefer having a condom dumbwaiter myself.

I prefer having a condom dumbwaiter myself.

“upcoming artist” lmao

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I think they’re both Highlanders, tbh

The Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog is the Deadspin Idiots going at full throttle, and is not to be missed. 

To be fair, Bloomberg always looks slightly uncomfortable - he has a strong “Vincent D’Onofrio in Men In Black” vibe about him.

Cisneros encouraged everyone to read the book and should they find that they don’t like it, “put it down and do some serious introspection about why you really don’t like it . . . find out what you’re really upset about.”

Bring all of these to me. Thank you.