Honestly, what took them so long

you’re not the boss of me

I don’t have a problem with the fancy food hall as a concept; there are some that I really enjoy. I just think many of them are set up and organized in an extremely lazy fashion by operators who just want to cram as many booths and tables as humanly possible into their space. There’s no thought put into the diversity o…

I’m definitely thinking about throwing a biscuit potluck next month.

(chest opening jingle)

“Bloomberg has apologized”

IIRC, Simon purchased Aeropostale a few years ago for similar reasons. 

Hey, he’s gotta get to work somehow.

I’m gonna wait for the Great Canadian Baking Show, personally

Look, my first guess was Martin Shkreli, so.....

I have contacted the authorities

I have contacted the authorities

The California Milk Advisory Board needs to stay off the weed

Just give me Biscoffs and Stroopwafels and I am ok.

They shall enjoy a, how-do-you-say, “le pork roll” 

Big “Guy Who Just Bought a Boat” Energy

I think that there are a lot of half-ass versions of coffee ice cream floating around, but really good high-quality coffee ice cream is phenomenal.

All pizzas have their wonderful quirks, those features that shine through and make life special. For some, it’s a crust; for others, it’s a cheese; some have a peculiar sauce, or special toppings. All pizzas have something to contribute to the culinary world.

Went there on a DC trip last spring. Can confirm the sammiches are good. They have good latkes too. 

I prefer having a condom dumbwaiter myself.

I prefer having a condom dumbwaiter myself.

I’ll be too busy, uh, polishing my spoons and watching Dwayne Schintzius career highlights.