Je telephone a la police

FALSE FLAG

Look friends, if it’s not holodetz, it’s not gross enough.

Get this man some Timbits

A Cone Walks Into Abar: eggnog-flavored ice cream with raspberry swirl and crunchy cone bits

Best of luck to you going forward; great and wondrous things are ahead of you. And may your road be blessedly free of herbs all the way to the horizon.

No, :), not :(

Everything about that interview screams “we decided to give him the NYT endorsement last month, we’re just doing all this to fill pages and get people to watch our TV show.”

I have contacted the authorities.

I don’t know if it would have ended up better or worse in the end but I do know I would really have loved to see this filmed.

This can only mean one thing: we need a Dolittle/Cats crossover

I have been messing around with MacOS Build 79 for the past few weeks and am very pleasantly surprised with it. It definitely did the best job of loading Kinja for me, FWIW.

A very good thing to do with Mike’s is to drizzle it on leftover pizza (not just Mod but any kind) when you’re heating it back up.

A very good thing to do with Mike’s is to drizzle it on leftover pizza (not just Mod but any kind) when you’re…

There are faster and better options nearby: &pizza, We the Pizza, Sbarro.

His stumbling on stop and frisk was SO, SO BAD. 

USS Poopballs, a Suidae-class cruise ship

HMS Maidment, a - wait, where’d it go?

[long, exasperated sigh]

get his ass

get his ass

I want someone to buy this and slap some on an apple pie.