Best: Old Bay

Batman Forever. As soon as Tommy Lee Jones mugged for the camera in the opening scene, I knew the rest of the movie was going to be lousy.

I just hope this has the effect they intended and gets the gross press off their backs a bit.

My grandma used to make a very simple and tasty dessert out of these - she would make a bunch of sandwich cookies with chocolate cream cheese frosting in the middle and set them up as a row of triangles with one sandwich making up each side of the triangle (visualize the shape of a Toblerone box). Then she would pour…

Gonna take my horse to the old space road
Gonna riiiiiiiiiiiiide ‘til I can’t breathe no more

“PFFT! I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see one!”

Papyrus font on the dashboard or GTFO

But are they still using the Papyrus font anywhere?

Ice cream with hidden vegetables

For $8,000 that bed better massage my feet during the night and make me scrambled eggs and bacon in the morning. 

JetBlue is popular for travelers headed between those northeast hubs and Florida airports, and I’ve experienced delays related to stormy Florida weather as well.

It’s people.

Three kinds of dairy in a borscht is really interesting; I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before. Consider me intrigued.

[swats at Bob Iger with rolled-up newspaper] No! No! Bad!

As a wise man once said: “HELL 2 DA NAW.”

“Autoplaying video ads” once again gets Honorable Mention.

Nice.

A cat eager for death—because that is what happens if a cat actually reaches the Heaviside layer.

gimme some dang space latkes

Probably some herb.