Cannot wait for burgers named after the Special World stages in Super Mario World for the SNES

Shake Shack, but an actual shack

Dan used to write for the best sports blog on the internet.

Wait - the original Hamburglar or that New Coke version they had a few years ago?

There are many things wrong with turkey

My dad talks about You Don’t Mess With The Zohan like it should be in the Criterion Collection.

But how is Axel Foley supposed to put a banana in the sofa’s tailpipe?

Apparently the cheese on the Impossible Cheeseburger is real cheese, and I guess I understand why they would go that route, but part of me wishes they would at least test-market slapping some Daiya on the sucker and see the response. 

I want to play the Untitled Hoiho Penguin Game

Actually, I kind of get this, although I feel like you’d need a knife sharp enough to cut the burrito cleanly.

Everyone’s going to have their own answer to this, but I would strongly encourage you to continue to support the journalists at Kotaku and across G/O by reading and sharing the stories they work so hard to create, unless they or the GMG Union specifically call for a boycott.

I like making mac and cheese from scratch at home, but I keep an emergency box in my pantry just for these types of situations, and I’ll throw in a heap of black pepper and cayenne.

UGH. If anyone needs me I’ll be slowly walking into the East River forever.

Only a herb would think that was a bad idea!

Is Megan the Jezebel sports reporter now? Because I’d be pretty good with that.

midiwhatnow

The thing that strikes me is that no one at Lucasfilm really has any concrete idea of what the Force is or how it works (is it learned and mastered or is it an innate ability? can anyone master the Force or do you have to be of a certain lineage? and so on and so on), so it seems to change in every movie to fit the…

extremely good Kinja

extremely good Kinja

[Dwayne Johnson joke goes here]

The package contains six Pringles flavors: three birds (turkey, chicken, and duck), three sides (stuffing, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie)