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I mean, I applaud them for doing right by the fans, but at some point you have to put out a movie that people want to see, and from the looks of this trailer ... IDK, man. James Marsden looks embarrassed to be in this thing. 

Anyone who signs up for this deserves what’s coming to them.

My dad talks about You Don’t Mess With The Zohan like it should be in the Criterion Collection.

But how is Axel Foley supposed to put a banana in the sofa’s tailpipe?

It’s Greedo.

Apparently the cheese on the Impossible Cheeseburger is real cheese, and I guess I understand why they would go that route, but part of me wishes they would at least test-market slapping some Daiya on the sucker and see the response. 

I didn’t make the connection either until I saw some commenters do it in the recap post, and it fried my goddamn brain. 

This will be good for my Untitled Goose Game cosplay. 

I want to play the Untitled Hoiho Penguin Game

Actually, I kind of get this, although I feel like you’d need a knife sharp enough to cut the burrito cleanly.

Everyone’s going to have their own answer to this, but I would strongly encourage you to continue to support the journalists at Kotaku and across G/O by reading and sharing the stories they work so hard to create, unless they or the GMG Union specifically call for a boycott.

I now want a Skrull version of The Thick of It with Skrull Ben Mendelsohn and Skrull Peter Capaldi swearing at everyone around them like there’s no tomorrow.

I like making mac and cheese from scratch at home, but I keep an emergency box in my pantry just for these types of situations, and I’ll throw in a heap of black pepper and cayenne.

UGH. If anyone needs me I’ll be slowly walking into the East River forever.

Only a herb would think that was a bad idea!

Is Megan the Jezebel sports reporter now? Because I’d be pretty good with that.

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The thing that strikes me is that no one at Lucasfilm really has any concrete idea of what the Force is or how it works (is it learned and mastered or is it an innate ability? can anyone master the Force or do you have to be of a certain lineage? and so on and so on), so it seems to change in every movie to fit the…

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