[Dwayne Johnson joke goes here]

The package contains six Pringles flavors: three birds (turkey, chicken, and duck), three sides (stuffing, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie)

Does roasted garlic reheat well? I have a potluck I’m going to and while I’m bringing a Foodspin scalloped potato recipe as the main dish, this might be a cool and easy secondary treat.

Neutral: whatever number of years you have in your head, triple it. At minimum.

Me on my daily commute:

Scallops!! They are my favorite thing to eat, but when I try to make them at home, no matter what I do, my scallops suck!

At first glance I thought this post was about Deadspin’s Twitter account hiyooooooooooo

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I like your idea much better tbh

Two days of sub-replacement level blogging with no byline and no comments and he can’t wait to run out the door.

Agreed, the Davis location is where you want to go. (Or you could just go to Blue Star instead, which is what I do every time I fly there to visit.)

Foods I have waited in line for:

I have nothing to base this on but I feel like this post might unfortunately be very relevant to G/O employees right now?

It’s ... almost like ... the people in charge .... are herbs!

The scene with Smart and King near the end of the episode was a goddamn acting clinic.

They should jar it and sell it at grocery stores. 

Looks like it?

This is a brilliant decision and is in no way bound to backfire.

This decision is a smart one and is in no way bound to backfire.