+1 beer at Ecklund and Swedlin’s.

Witnesses described the man as “funny lookin.”

Go Bears.

Authorities just released a photo of the two guys William H. Macy met with to start this process:

Bills fans this morning are destroying property, calling Brown racial slurs and drunkenly getting into fistfights so, you know, you can just imagine how they’ll react when they hear about this.

As a Bills, fan, I’ll respond to this responsibly: Heavy drinking and shattering tables. Grant you, that’s how I respond to everything else, but consistency is a key part of The Process.

“Still alive?”

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

Trump added $4 billion to his assets with the previously unused and extremely nebulous line item “Brand Value.”

It helps that a few unscrupulous chiropractors are in on the scam as well. 

Oh yeah man. Nothing screams “more sex” like getting married. 

Fuck it, just trade him to the Patriots for a conditional 2023 6th round pick and get it over with.

#notallpublicmasturbaters

Can we back up slightly and talk more about your roommate selection criteria?

I’m watching Predator at work

What did Cheetolini say this time? I’m watching Predator at work and don’t feel like clicking the link to his Twitter feed.

I eagerly await Schilling’s calm, respectful, measured response....

Reminder: As unpaid workers, we expect you to follow our company’s code of conduct.

When Golden State gets three wins in a series, it’s over. Shut it down.

... and then getting hit over the head with the Korbel.