All of these music things, to me Fresh Air is a show on NPR, HNDRXX is some sort of app that plays a random Jimi Hendrix song and the future is so bright, I gotta wear shade.

No modern rapper has made me feel as old as Future has.

HNDRXX is everything Future fans could’ve hoped for in the next step in this rap legend’s career.

Maybe NBA dudes should have to graduate from college

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

Stephen Colbert is part of the liberal media’s anti-bear fear campaign. How often does the media talk about the number of lives bears save every day? Never, because they don’t want you to know the truth.

Also, the food workers really think the school should take out the bit about Professors having rights of Prima Nocta.

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

I'm guessing the Rice band won't even be invited to the Penn State game.

The DNC had a golden chance to end the election right now, refuting the most important moment of the RNC in a way they could never recover from. They fucking blew it.

Shut the fuck up and take the mound for your trash team, kid.

Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

No one in this story got shot, eaten by an alligator, or busted for methamphetamine distribution, so I fail to see how this is the quintessential Florida story.

7-11 and 9-11 are two very different issues involving Saudis overstaying their visas.

That’s just not how we’re raised. As you can tell, like I said again, it’s the Bible belt. It’s just something that’s, I wouldn’t even say frowned upon, just something that’s nonexistent in most southern homes.

This is such bullshit.

THEN YOU ARE NOT A TRUE YANKEE!

“I’m too dead to enjoy it.” -Nicole

Look I know everyone wants to make this about “corporate greed” but I think Jed York is a pretty classy guy for not imposing a bunch of houseguests on Jim Tomsula.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.