Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

I definitely believe the Knicks’ envelope was frozen or otherwise tampered with in the 1985 draft lottery. NOTE: I am not Bill Simmons.

I wish I could star this more than once.

You win the thread.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

The good news is he’ll have another crack at it in 2016 AND he’ll have a top five draft pick to deploy.
Of course, Trent Baalke will inevitably use it to trade down to five sixth round draft picks, which he’ll roll into two fourth round picks for 2018, which he’ll then use to draft two long snappers (one with a torn…

The Santa Clara police chief told the Chronicle that his department usually makes about 30 arrests per game

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

Nothing stopping him from running for president now

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

This is the first thing I see when I open the internet today. Who knew a 15 year old from Iowa could give me such joy on my birthday? I feel like Jared Fogle.

Now that was a controlled demolition.

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

No jury in the tristate area would convict him.

I assume that she will have to wear only NFL licensed concussion protest clothing

I’m shocked the guy with a mohawk, tank top, and hipster glasses didn’t try to step in.

Now is the time to have a frank discussion about kettlebell reform. They are just neatly sorted, every CrossFit gym you pass by, with their ergonomic assault handles.

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