The wife is a bills fan and did not make her normal 1100-1 super bowl bet recently in Vegas. By the time we go back in December they may be 12-0 and she will only get 80-1. 

He can’t connect the forest by its cover.

Yeah. The lights shut off and everyone was still at home.

He’s not the brightest knife in the shed.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

I thought Brady avoided night shade?

Nobody cares about your Fantasy team, Gabe.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

Screw the stupid videos in place of words (and screw Jim Spanfeller for this fucking stupid idea).

As the author of the moniker, a hyphen in “Bobby Two-Strokes,” please.

By gumbo this has been a funny thread!

Bencic is not fondue this blog & these comments

she’ll be rouxing all of the missed chances

Drummers’ roadies?

the cops, understandably, expect him to flip on any accomplices

my beloved wife was crying her eyes out in the bedroom because she’s a Colts fan