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Hate to break it to you...

Finally, someone else who shares my ear fetish!

And Washington Nationals is an anagram for “Anal Shit Anoints Gown”

“A monkey cunt” in an anagram for “cum on ten yak”

+1 star(ling)

I played a game of snow football in college. My buddy got tackled with his leg knee deep in snow. From the knee down his leg stayed put. From the knee up he was horizontal. His kneecap was... somewhere wrong...

+1 American Exceptionalism which is currently +1.32 Canadian...

Nothing, but he was REALLY good at memorizing and reciting back facts.

Time doesn’t actually HAVE to expire, except that’s the only time when it really makes sense to attempt. It has to occur immediately after a fair catch. If you had time on the clock you would normally just line up for a regular set of downs to get the ball closer so you could score a TD or advance the ball some to…

I don’t think the cycling electric assistance is an appropriate comparison. In the running/shoe example the human body is providing all the power necessary to propel the person at a particular speed. The shoe construction and material minimize the amount of power that is lost. In the bicycle example the motor is…

Eliud Kipchoge is an anagram of “Uh, Godlike Epic”

How does this man work for the Cardinals? Look at his last name, he can’t even spell ‘Shit’ the right way!

What a byzantine way of saying the rookie is going to have a lot of powerful dunks this season.

I view these clips as audition tapes for being the next Tony Romo when Bill O’Brien prematurely ends Watson’s career. I wonder how Watson’s golf game is...

I reshemble thatsh remar (BURP)

I generally star everything I like but in this case you get my lone star (heh, Texas) because this needs to be at the top.

ur dumb!

‘Beer Money Sign Man’ is an anagram for ‘Bro semen in gay men’