#32 Reche Caldwell Jr.

Are you safe, Miss Gradenko?

Solomon will make the decision for you. Just cut the baby in half; it’s the only way to be sure.

I like the way you think! Your elevator clearly isn’t playing with a full deck!

+1 alkaline water

Know your clefs

she’ll be rouxing all of the missed chances

And here I thought the plural was “Bonuses”

No, this is poetic:

Legitimate question. Did you go back and watch any/all of the games that occurred after your brain ‘sploded? I can imagine that being simultaneously great and terrible all at the same time and if you wrote up “Reliving December” as a 10,000 word column I would read the hell out of it.

Now we know the explanation when he appears on the week 2 injury report, “Out with a Lip”

7! = 5040 word combos but so many more anagrams.

The possibilities are endless!

It’s even better if you mix up the letters. ‘This Nate Peterman Is Growing On Me’ in an anagram for ‘Warmongering Penis Neath Some Tit’

KINJAAAAAAAA

THIS! This right here is your submission. You’re so desperate for football that you’re commenting in a Jets WYTS article on a Redskins WYTS comment and yet you feel so apathetic about the Lions you can’t be bothered to email. That’s Lions fandom in a nutshell.

I believe this was mistranslated. In reality he said, “the IDTM was creepin’ round his back stair”

I think the Chubs are a little soft up the middle to pull off a DP.

technically he’s still aight with god, because butt stuff doesnt count, right?

Are you looking for something like this?