Gronk & Luck sounds like a bad buddy cop comedy.

I mean, that’s a pretty standard response to anyone who asks if they can bring their kid to your wedding, when it clearly says no children on the invite. Don’t care if you’re a Cousin, no kids!

Case in point. I was in Dallas earlier this month for work. (Protip: Off the Bone BBQ)

A good friend is a Cowboys fan, despite having grown up in the town next to Foxboro. To troll him when he gets talking about “America’s Team”, another friend and I agreed to assign that label to The Nashville Predators and then we just talk about Nashville and Roman Josi, when he brings up the Cowboys. It’s quite…

I witnessed much the same thing. At a Chargers away game once, around 2010, I saw a Chargers fan milling about before the game outside the stadium wearing a Ryan Leaf jersey. I had to approach and find out what the angle was, if he was wearing it as a protest or ironically.

I’m thrilled to realize I’m not the only one who did a double take.

Dennis Miller still has it!

Doesn’t it, though? They’ve been such a raging dumpster fire for so long, making fun of a little hope feels wrong somehow.

the most accurate part of is that he punts from basically his own goal line. even in the land of make believe the Browns have shot themselves in the dick 

it’s kinda surreal being a browns fan right now. like on paper this team doesn’t suck, and the steelers spent their offseason imploding, and the bengals are trash, and the ravens are trying to run a navy offense, like logically, the browns should win the division, and yet, just typing that fills me with such…

That Salisbury steak comment hit too close to home. Hey, that family-size microwaveable tray was on sale at Marc’s!

I actually feel a little bad reading this one.

The commercial in the comments is AMAZING

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

“I haven’t seen a betrayal like this since Kelly slept with Dylan while Brenda was studying in Paris.”

The laptop that Cam Newton stole in college is technologically more advanced than 95% of North Carolina. 

I’ve gone the other way. I sleep 13 hours a night and I’m in the office max 3.5 hours a day. Two naps in the afternoon. I’m crushing it—average performance reviews two times running, honorary mention for best lunch co-host for recruits.

You’ve got Team MAGA, the Perpetual Victims, and the Cheap Shot Artists (TM).

The last time this team won a playoff game, the first person to interview the head coach & QB was a black-glove-wearing OJ Simpson.