+1 danger zone

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

She's ten, of course she would pick the Nose.

Cool, but at 10, I was already discovering the joy of “free soloing.”

I have to regretfully admit that it is only now that I finally realized Fred VanVleet’s name is not, in fact, Fred Van Fleet.

Now we know what it takes for a black man not to get shot by a cop—19,000 witnesses.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

I’d like to see some assurance that this means they won’t give him a ring if they win.

The word “knob” is highly underrated. 

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

This is actually kind of tragic. Now that the fawn has the smell of the Browns on it, it’s mother will reject it and it will end up dead.

The car, the seat, the steak, or my butt?

And that’s why the lady is a Trump.

Speaking of undeserving, I’m going to tell my dumb foul ball story . . .

My son would absolutely do that. On purpose, too. He’s 3, but he’s a goddamned troll.

I never saw this before today:

You shit yourself at work during a meeting. It’s obvious to all present—they can hear it, smell it and, as you run out of the room, see it.

*Accountant, checking records* Charles, do you mean you ate a 100 Grand or ate 100 grand?