Ways Raptors can win

We will know if your theory is correct when he starts blaming the white house staff for stealing his jewelry or burying his money in cans in the white house lawn. 

Every year I tell my students “Everybody have fun tonight, everybody Wang Chung tonight.”
They don’t respect me at all.

I’m just glad Storm Duck lost, because Truman Peyote got jobbed harder than anyone else in the first round.

That ending twist though

You asked so kindly, so sure.

Odd. Normally, it’s the Catholic schoolboys who get pounded in the butt by a man with a cross.

gonna sign with Arsenal

I believe the technical term for a Butt Doktor is a Proktologist.

Western Christian High School player Caleb Doktor

I think this guy is a pigeon. Even their username is a pigeon-sound.

Guys, I've found the pigeon.

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach 

Exactly. From the moment of reading the email about Drew, I checked Twitter multiple times daily to see if there was any good news (I’m not even on Twitter). There were so many people who only know Drew from his writing that were rooting for Drew’s recovery and feeling a genuine, pronounced and palpable since of loss.…

+2

POTY

I have a video saved on my phone and computer, it’s of us at PT when she’s about a year and a half and taking her first steps.

Get well Drew.

I work with children with disabilities. For the past 3 months, I have been working with a 7-year-old who had a stroke. He is back to walking recently. Last week, I walked into his 2nd-grade classroom to get him. He was sitting with a group of kids on the floor doing some lesson. He saw me and immediately got up on his…

So what’s it called? A “flipoffian tube?”