Cruz had a boring answer, but smart move to remove Jackson instead of Hamilton. Jackson was a dick.

Alternate Title: Old Guy gets tuckered out. Goes to sleep early.

Eh, Carter isn’t super sharp. He is very nice, but he “aw shucksed” his way through everything.

Bank Check is a cashier’s check. The way they bounce is that they fraudulently created, but look real.

What’s your relationship with him like? This stuff looks pretty suspect.

I thought it was super edgy and funny!

Document everything. Otherwise, people will be like, “Hey Hillary, there wasn’t any sniper fire when you landed.” Or Hey Steve, weren’t you in Midtown that day?”

You think they would have more accountants given all the snowbird who go down to Boca and Miami.

If you remove the victims of the Charleston mass shooting, where do they rank? Also is this year an anomoly or standard problem?

Except for the maintenance to keep it afloat, even just anchored.

None of these packages include cigarettes. These packages are heresy.

Is it legal to just drive in the LA river? Or do you need permits or what?

Nor mine, but it is a side effect.

Agreed, they should take them off.

Propecia y’all. That stuff works at keeping your hair. If you use it in tandem with Rogaine, even better. The only downside is that Propecia can cause ED. Which pretty much defeats the purpose of trying to keep your hair in the first place.

Get a load of this NERD! We aren’t impressed by you pretending to read!

I don’t know. Everyone seems to think CA’s emissions are nuts. Also, DC wants me to do emissions for a historic vehicle. I can only drive is 1000 miles per year.

I mean, you have to be pathetic to do this for tax purposes. It’s less pathetic if you aren’t able to pass smog in your state and you never will be able to pass smog in your state.

Also invented the dick towel and the Shot-Gun.

Man, that is a super fucking judgemental statement.