Well, no reason not to let him play until he turns into a pumpkin. Take the Ws - at least Fitzpatrick won’t try to eat them.

I gotta agree with Bomani on this one. There is no “hot hand”, it doesnt exist. We have something like 10 years or more of tape on this guy. We know who he is, and it aint a starter for a good team in the NFL. Waiting for that inevitability to be obvious feels very......on par for the NFL.

Flagrant Flops should be like technicals, you get so many, then you miss a game.

How? The offense will have 10 less seconds to stand in the back court doing nothing with the ball.

Whew! No embellishment/diving penalty. For a second I thought they might eliminate the best part of the game: when guys pretend to get slapped then shoot free throws. So exciting!

I got an exclusive, behind-the-scenes look at the NBA official charged with making these determinations:

Is it even possible to play softball without drinking and smoking?

The one thing that I love about Begins over the other two is the aesthetic of Gotham as a seedy, dark, gothic city. The other two presented it as too bright and corporate looking.

Yes and No. I like Gyllenhall, obviously she’s the better actress, but Holmes reminded me more of every ambitious righteous girl I knew who went to law school. Gyllenhall’s Rachel would have gone into environmental law and tied herself to a tree that was being leveled for a pipeline.

That’s similar to my take: I’ve always said that they should have split TDK into two movies, with a Joker-dominated first movie, and then a Two Face-centric second installment released six months or a year after. End the first film basically with the Joker escaping and Rachel dying. I think the first half of TDK is…

Counterpoint: Get what you can get.

Simmons: Now if only they’d make the Hall of Fame a pyramid so that players could be awarded the quality of health insurance that corresponded with their given tier.

I feel like I’ve heard this one my entire life. Which makes sense, come considering my last name is Wong.

And of course watch Gordon become Randy Moss in a Patriot uniform. Stop fucking trading with Belichick, goddammit! 

I hate this team and I hate myself even more for continually supporting this team.  Every fucking year I hear other dumb ass Browns fans go “THIS YEAR IS GONNA BE DIFFERENT” and it never is.  The Indians just wrapped up another division title (yes, I know, the AL Central sucks ass, I don’t care) and Lebron lead the…

Awesome!

Tomsula wants to know what you’re doing with that chicken afterwards. He’s got a hobo stew that needs a little bulking up.

NEW rule?

I was only sorta watching, but the Viking’s kicker missed about 6 field goals, there were a bunch of odd penalties called throughout the game and Green Bay got the ball in overtime needing about 20 yards for a FG of their own. There were lots of reasons this game ended in a tie. This one play would have changed the…

Hi Tom!

Just a quick head’s up COMIC BOOKS (and video games) AREN’T REAL