Batman is still the ultimate superhero oppressor. He’s basically Gotham’s police force (the competent one anyways) AND he owns pretty much the entire city. Spidey needs to up his game and start crushing the common man under the heel of his boot.

Ninety percent of Belichick’s success is just showing up against guys like this, because the league is full of them.

[McDermott looks at the tape]

On the bright side the Bills PR Department must be pretty proud of themselves for that 37 second highlight reel they put together.  

I assumed that was what they meant when they said “more than $4 million in achievable bonuses.”

I may not have hit the nail on the head with my word choice here, I’ll admit, but I don’t think the article is balanced, it’s a puff job of Serena.  She lost 6-2, 6-4, and this controversy happened in the second set.  Wouldn’t it be more fair to say that Serena wasn’t feeling it today, wasn’t having her best match,…

Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

“You’re goddamn right.”
-D.J. Durkin

Yea but this is the NFL, they’d find a way to install a pro-management stooge as a union rep in each chapter who’ll argue for everyone to make less money to keep it equal while ignoring management realizing most of the profits with no risks. Probably call the guy something like “Ramon Foster”

How could he tell it from his ass, though?

While this was disturbing, it is refreshing to see a young evangelical lead with his head for a change.

This guy sounds like a perfect reclamation project for...the Dallas Cowboys.

Do not worry, Celtics fans. His lawyer is on the way.

Hey Grape! It’s good to hear from you again.

but imagine being so despised by your players that they believe there were conspiratorial motivations behind your mistake

Mooching war widows!

Big Stick Fetches Better Than Fancy Dog

Eagles fans would boo a litter of goldendoodle puppies being pulled in a red Radio Flyer wagon by the world's cutest 4-year-old.

How the fuck was Tom Brady supposed to catch that?  That throw’s gotta be at mouth level.