Kind of like how a story might get published about a publishing exec secretly meeting with gay prostitutes.

Don’t forget that SB Nation often doesn’t pay its lower tier writers. But hey at least you get “experience.”

This is the best thing I’ve read all week.

He is 52 and very few men or women survive their 50s with their hotness intact. Hard living doesn’t help but he should at least be glad his hotness lasted through his 40s. More mature styling would help him too.

Amber Heard must really be sucking the life out of him.

Aged like a bad wino wine

(he’s running away from Johnny)

the last few years really seemed to have taken their toll

Depp has not aged well.

Here’s how it plays out for someone such as the author. In places with low percentages of black people, few non-black men are interested, and many black men are focused on dating and marrying non-black or “exotic” mixed women. In places with high percentages of black people, few non-black men are interested, and many…

Men of color love women of color

They hit on you because you were exotic. Have fun being fetishized!

I’ve never been to Texas...but from what I’m hearing about how liberal the state is with firearms, I feel like any regular old fit of road rage could totally turn into a Wild-West-style showoff between two trigger happy idiots. Or one trigger happy idiot who feels like his gun makes him king of the land.

yep. I’m a gun owner and a supporter of RKBA, and as far as I’m concerned that inbred hick should now be a prohibited person.

In Minnesota, what this Brotruck douchebag did is punishable by a mandatory 3 year prison sentence (please don’t ask me how I know).

Nope, no threat of bodily harm, the truck guys can easily retreat, no way a self defense plea would stand up in court. Even in a stand your ground state drawing down on unarmed people and using your weapon to win an argument makes you the bad guy.

Finger is on the trigger. That man should not be allowed in decent society.

So posting it on social media is his response? How about taking it to the local sheriff’s office so they can get the whole truckload of bro-dudes off the street before they shoot someone?

Dude is accused of abducting and killing a teenage girl, and the only pic of him you can find to use is a screencap of him being named the Student Athlete of the Week?

Get it? AnaLOG pics!?!?