"...complaining that her sister had a fever of 107 degrees."

JB seems like a good dude that means well but I can't help but feel like he's America's charismatic but tone def, inappropriate uncle. You know the one, he will walk up to the picnic table and give you an amazing heartfelt compliment out of nowhere as he sticks his entire hand into aunt Warrens famous potato salad and…

I sat next to a PeoplExpress gate in Atlanta recently and wondered what half-assed advertising team came up with their livery and logo. The former appears drawn with Word '98 and the latter looks like a background image at the Soylent Green plant. I would've been terrified to get on one of their aircraft.

I JUST realized that Rebecca and I had exactly the same thought on this.

They'll need it. After all, we know from your astute commenters that condensation does not linger in the sky for hours.

"LITERALLY A CLOUD."

Meanwhile, Joe Biden is still waiting for that stuffed Pikachu he ordered off the internet yesterday...

Tag jokes are my favorite jokes.

What in the hell man!?! What total bizarre behavior!

Confucius say, asshole who flies standby doesn't get to bitch about seatmate choice.

On my last small-plane flight I was seated next to a large, thankfully friendly, man. I'm a nervous flyer and this was a VERY bumpy flight to the point where no drinks could be served. I chatted with him anxiously and I could tell he was consciously trying not to invade my seat space and failing. I'm small and didn't…

:( That makes me really sad. I'm glad that guy fell on his face. People can be really cruel.

What a fucking asshole. That's really all I'm able to come up with right now.