He was the type of business traveler who's prone to shouting "do you know who I am? I HAVE A PLATINUM CARD!"

A few years back I was at a bus stop and there was a guy standing next to me with his binder sitting on the bench. He reached into his pocket and grabbed a bunch of balled-up receipts and made eye contact with me while he threw them on the ground. I bent down, picked them up, and said "hey, you dropped these" while…

A few years back I had to fly on a tiny CRJ-200 regional jet from Charlotte NC back to school in Alabama. 50 seats in a two-by-two config...everyone is crammed in there. There were 48 people on my flight and I was one of the lucky two to have nobody sitting in the aisle next to me. At the last second they brought a…

The amount of jealousy I'm harboring right now is borderline unhealthy. (This is awesome, btw.)

Yeah, but did the KFC smell like a mixture of urinal cakes and floor cleaner? 'Cause that's ours. I demand quality from a run-down chicken restaurant next to the freight tracks and a tobacco factory, dammit!

It gives a whole new meaning to Coke's campaign to put people's names on the bottles.

Never lived somewhere I've had the chance to fly them, unfortunately. Not even Southwest.

I'd scream and cuss if I had to fly US Airways, too. #teamdelta

Ah, makes sense. Thank you!

Disclaimer: I know nothing about motor vehicles so I know I'm opening myself up to torment if it's a really simple answer that even little kids know.

Thank you for this.

People bitching about weather coverage interrupting television programs is a well-documented phenomenon. Meteorologists even get death threats over it.

I love(d) the black pixelated one. I don't like the wiggly blue-and-white nonsense they've got going on now.

Ah, Spirit. Even their livery sucks. I can't imagine actually flying with them.

AL.com is home to some of the worst commenters dredged from the bottom of a murky cesspool of human indecency. I went to school there for five years and I tried to avoid the site like the plague if I could, just for the commenters alone. Sad to see a headline match the tone of the readers.

No problem.

goodbye edna I must go my people need me

Houston...

He never guessed that naming his dog "Toaster" would be the least strange thing he'd have to do for his pet.