Bonus points for accusing the mother of creating an unstable home life when the father is R. KELLY.

Except for all the ones that don't.

Ummmm....the point is that the majority of white people only hang out with other white people, but they don't even consider that as something noteworthy.

Its supposed to be like, "Oh you're Japanese? I just looooove Japanese food. I could eat sushi all day, oh my god."

Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with the grossed out people. When you work retail, that shit happens all the time and it's horrible for the people who know you have been fucking and have to go in there to sanitize. That was really fucking rude of you both. You should both have to work dressing room duties at a…

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt here and assume that you really don't mean to dehumanize bipolar people; but as someone who suffers from this difficult illness, I found these comments hurtful. People who struggle with mental illness don't need to be reduced to "crazy, memorable, intense" sex objects…

I am still incredibly puzzled over that line. It still makes no sense!

I nominate this one. Someone was trying for a Renaissance type of hooded gown, they got a KKK looking thing instead.

that counts as a poodle

I'm sure there are uglier dresses than this one, but who the hell wants to walk down the aisle looking like a bedazzled clove of garlic?

I've had dicks in my ass on plenty of occasions, just not in locations where people who make minimum wage have to clean up after me and where children roam freely. My animals judgement still stands, and I'll throw in a "you're a piece of shit" to round it off.

"sitting a giant pot of macaroni"

I've noticed there haven't been any Deadspin posts since this was published.

Ain't no party like a back door party cuz a back door party starts really slowly, and nobody is allowed in until the host says so, and even then slow the fuck down or you aren't ever getting in there again unless you fucking slow down, stop, okay let me breath for a second, stop, I said knock it off, okay fucking…

I had been in a very stifling and unhealthy relationship with someone for 5 years. Needless to say, the sex was not great. We were young when we met and not experienced, and we never seemed to get it right. I was used to sex kind of hurting and it not being very exciting at all.

Submission can be an ownership of your own sexuality, therefore making it domination through your sexual needs being met. I approve.

Not sure how this is going to go over, but I had toyed with a liked some submissive light bdsm things but never really went for it. I was in a long term relationship with really vanillas ex that was decent, but I felt uncomfortable voicing what I wanted and things I wanted to try....UNTIL I started dating this…

College, with three of my coworkers (two female, one male), and a fair amount of booze. He was SUPER attractive and it was one of those situations where we all started out by vying for his attention and ended up sharing it. Super intense, hands everywhere. Like sensory overload.