Every year the wife makes me, her, and our toddler son all one theme of outfit. This year we're Little Red Riding Hood (her), the Wolf (son), and the Hunter (me). She ordered her outfit online and man is it slutty. She doesn't seem to think it is a tad bit weird.

'The Customer Is Always Dead' is kind of... a better name?

Hold your head high, this is io9 where there is no shame in pointing out details like that. As we all know:

That was my initial response, but the Society of Biology website provides a bit of context for their decision:

These are... not terrible, but can be pretty misleading.

Don't forget, Check who funded the research. Research is very easy to steer in the direction you want.

I know that species. It's the rare Goldman Sachs.

LOVE the idea of being a "passionate agnostic" about other people's business.

I had an epidural and formula fed my kids. BOOM.

The fact that people can't tell if you're joking or not is fucking delightful.

THANK YOU! I have become a passionate agnostic on all issues relating pregnancy, childbirth, postpartum, and breastfeeding. Are you meeting your baby's basic physical and emotional needs? Are you not making yourself too crazy or miserable in the process? Well then, Congratulations! You're doing it right. And any…

You know what else increases the risk of autism?

That's why I insisted that my wife have a completely natural, drug-free c-section.

My birthing plan? Whatever gets the kid out of my damn body.

The "birthing experience" seemed like a means to an end: the end being a baby, who is awesome, and who I was very excited to meet.

Sometimes I'm sad if I hit an article to early and I see your comment pre- shitstorm. I prefer to binge read your comment thread like a netflix marathon rather than watching it unfold over a whole season. Keep up the good work Cassiebear.

Look at the image she posted.