And this is what happens when you like it on facebook. Thanks Timothy.

I just wish the two screens were merged together and there wasn't that crack in the middle.

Then they looped that fucking pelican for 14 seconds.

If drunkenly making out at a Knicks game is included in your definition of "lesbian sex," you must watch the most boring porn on Earth.

"The murder weapon, a .38 caliber revolver, was later found in the trunk of a Bristol woman".

Excuse me, but Michelle Rodriguez having drunken lesbian sex is an early nominee for the Deadspin Hall of Fame.

Good luck with that bike, sarge...

Just saying...

Yes. Moron.

not only too fast.... but too furious.

Pathologists are qualified to identify trauma sources.

Waiting for the eventual Gawker Crosspost hailing the Carrera GT and other super cars as the reason unicorns cry and rainbows aren't common anymore.

#outtaherebeforeGawkercrosspost

It made perfect sense when they said the tree and light pole were going 60 mph.

My fired what?

That is the face of an idiot who is so proud of himself.