On the plus side, the bleeding eye makes him look sort of badass despite his humiliation.

Yeah, Rihanna? Well I once got a free sample of a new kind of panty liner in my mailbox and I was like "I am totally going to Tweet about this" and I did and everyone was like "whoa you are so lucky" and I was like "totally". So there.

That's SO boring...........................

They're canadian models you probably haven't seen them, they mainly do like Tim Horton's ads.

"This guy has the emotional maturity and intellectual prowess of a freshman philosophy major"

duh and all the girls were SUPER hot.

whiny man-child, Imma let you finish, but Kobi Levi has the best shoes of ALL TIME:

The Taylor Swift of shoes.

Me too! Have a (free) high-five!

I don't care about this dude's personal life, these shoes are fabulous.

The stories are horribly written and I don't doubt this guy is a self-pitying douche, but am I the only one who thinks that the shoes objectively are kind of interesting and it's kind of a cool idea? *runs*

Hey, me too! I'd love to get my Christmas shopping done early, but that's hard to do when you never have any money.

I avoid Christmas shopping at the mall with the very simple tactic of not having any money to go shopping with! Yay!?

My most irrational peeve during this season is having to contend with the holiday rush when I'm just trying to do errands. "I'm not even buying gifts, I just need a new trash can!"

Quit trying to trick me into going to the mall, Liberal News Media Conspiracy! Everyone I know and love will be receiving things I can gather from around my apartment, wrapped in loan consolidation and credit counseling junk mail offers. Now, begone!

Did this kid really ask for Justice?

I think the chicken head drawing is a human hand and wrist, showing you what a "rist bange" is; apparently, its a long fingerless glove, presumably like Madonna would wear.