Once again, I could almost swear that PETA is actually run by some international animal-killing conglomerate. It's the only way I can explain the fact that, even though I hardly ever eat meat, almost every time I see an ad of theirs I want to go club a baby cow and have some veal out of spite.

I have wings AND gills?!?

You don't have antlers?

Ack what a tease @_@

Because this threat appears to like boob gifs:

Yeah, what possible reason would a game site have to discuss faulty physics.... in a game!!!

"Half-naked, tits bouncing around like you're at a rodeo."

Of course they're the best. If its one thing Japanese animators know, its how to apply squash and stretch animation techniques on breasts.

That is oddly poetic.

Because Japan has been trying to make more malleable character meshes that react to physics for the past 20 years.

sorry ...

The jello comment was funny, but this is the most accurate. Maybe they thought "breasts move, knees move, we'll just attach them!"

Ryse was developed by a western company. The west is generally about 20 years behind Japan when it comes to things like these.

I'm slightly more distracted at how ugly their faces are.

I remember this scene well because of the odd movements in the breasts. They were acting like buoys in a calm sea where any little movement caused them to bob.

What really grinds my gears is the British accents. Why?? They're in Rome, not London.

Looks a bit like her nipples have been tied to her knees.