This is almost hilarious? But then it's just stupid. A friend and I used to joke that we were going to design a perfume that smells like BO, bottle it in frosted glass shaped like a guy's torso with bared armpit and call it "Eau de Humanity." It's a joke that works better as a concept, not as an actual purchasable…

Congratulations?

My future husband is no longer my future husband. RIP, you beautiful man.

Really tragic.

My middle school self weeps.

Ribbed, for everyone's pleasure.

Guns are not tools, they are used for the sole purpose of killing things and in this case, served their function

I'll never forget the expressions on the faces of those doves.

When. you. fire. a. weapon. into. the. air. the. projectiles. come. back. down. somewhere. They don't enter fucking orbit!

I know. People think it's an Onion thing. I watched the video. Very real, unfortunately.

Oh my god. I laughed at first because I thought it was some exaggerated headline. Then I realized it was real.

eurggh. some of the 'funny' comments on here are kinda gross.

That's a wedding you don't want to get invited to. I can't even wrap my mind around it. Who takes a mortar to a wedding?

I had anti-aircraft mortars as party favors at my wedding and we didn't have any problems.

Fuck any American or Canadian trying to make an "Only in Yemen!" argument.

"...because guests were using heavier artillery, including assault rifles, rocket or grenades launchers and anti-aircraft mortars."

Miley and Macklemore have the same hair and eyebrows?

leather overalls.

I do not like it when I accidentally think Drake is hot.

So many cries for help.