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Can we all agree this is a gorgeous man?! He should be the sexiest man! :-)

PEOPLE, DO YOU EVEN JON HAMM?

"an outspoken yoga enthusiast who won't stop trying to talk you into anal"

I don't want to live in a world where I'm not allowed to lust after Adam AND Idris.

Someone should tell him that if he's working with the deaf, he doesn't need to know so many different languages.

A fine idea about a fine man, by a fine commenter. Permit me to support you in your endeavor.

Plus he fell in love with this girl when they were five and she wore her hair in 2 braids and sang real pretty and when she was starving he fed her even though he knew his momma would beat him and then he tried to die for her in this ridic reality show but they won together but she didn't love him back and it made him

Pretty sure she'd just get up, sigh loudly, and lock herself in the bathroom until he leaves.

So glad you had a photo of my boyfriend on the side, Idris Elba, at the top of the list. As soon as I started to read this, he was the first name who came to mind as actual sexiest man alive. (Sorry, Mr. Seal.)

Fucking YUM

Mmph. I just had sex by accident.

When is the world going to aknowledge THIS GUY:

UGH KATE COME ON you are such an Adam Levine apologist

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Has anyone else noticed a correlation between people who fawn over Adam Levine and those who enjoyed/will defend to the death Fifty Shades of Gray? Or is it just mediocre people in my life?

It's a rule in my family/home: the loudest person gets the floor. Ain't no shrinking violets at my dinner parties! Speak up if you want to be heard!

Something I only discovered fairly recently: some people actually expect you to interrupt them if you want to say something.