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You know what was "Well Endowed" his cash.

Neves wrapped up the interview by asking if the check could be made out to "cash" and muttering "oh my god, I hope I'm pregnant."

Oh, this sounds fu-... iPhone. Dammit.

No Android version? I love trivia quizzes.

And people everywhere over size 8 said, "Meh."

ABERCROMBIE: YOU WISH, PAL.

Rejoice XLs and XXLs, now you too can look like a rapey frat boy!

In related breaking news, blockbuster shockingly still exists.

OMG GUYS: If my size-24 ass can accept that "plus size model" doesn't equal "person who actually wears plus sizes" without having a total brain seizure/meltdown, then ANYONE CAN DO IT. Sheesh.

Probably because she fucked your fiance once. If I were you, I'd definitely investigate.

I've been told that's a 'box gap', not a thigh gap. I've got that too, right before my thighs smash into each other and hold on for dear life.

I won't be convinced until we weigh her next to a duck. She's gotta be frontin'.

Has RHOBH started back up again???!!!

You drive a Miata, you aren't a car nut at all.

This shit was a million times cooler over a decade ago when Andre 3000 was doing it.

Imma let you finish, racists...but first let me drive away in my Confederate Flag jacket & my Lambo.

BURPEES ARE OF THE DEVIL. *hisssssssss*

She's not attacking your thigh gap, hon. She's saying she would have to starve herself in order to get a thigh gap on her frame. She's not attacking other people with thigh gaps.

I’m not saying women who have it naturally are unattractive. But I would have to change my entire frame just to achieve something that seems so trivial.

It's whatever makes you feel bad about your own body.