If it's blue, I don't buy it.

It's endemic in the soil, IIRC.  Or was that anthrax?

I've had the SRS light checked multiple times.  The only thing left to replace is the module.  If those bags ever trigger, I expect my 2004 RSX will be totalled.  So I'm not doing it.

I want my next Acura to be a hybrid, AWD, with beak.

“Honey I Sold the Kids" coming to a theater near you Real Soon Now.

What do you do when they kick back?

If it's getting no love, no attention, no consideration, it's being horded.

What's probably worse is knowing it's true, and wondering if it's basically all over.

You want the return of the Yugo?

Dealership sales model, maybe?

I’m sorry sir, but I’m not David Tracy

You paid too much.  They should have paid you to haul it away.

The benefit of owning one is that you're inside it, so you don't have to look at it 

Dmn straight!  We're short-bus special.  Look at the WH.

My understanding is that people moved out of cities because the rent was too expensive.  I wouldn’t move to NYC regardless due to this.

Not enough redundancy, then.

You need better hardware.  But that costs money.  Whether it costs more money than not having the video, I can't tell you.

Looks like it's still on the continental shelf.  So either that's not right, or it's not at anything like 15,000ft.

I thought we had “right of panorama” in this country.

Doesn't work.  Sanza was also there, and saw his head on a spike.  He is dead beyond doubt.