The worst I had was a 1991 Chevette.  Horrid.

I figured it meant "joke".

Leather conditioner!  Dang, why have I never thought of that??  I had my sunburned car repainted a few years ago, but I never figured out how to keep the seating going.

At least in the US, most people are just good enough at driving to perform their commute most of the time.

Let’s see if I understand. This car was built to be unrepairable?

Car-nage?

So one of Rey's parents is Spider-Man?

Make sure you paint a bug red circle on each side of the car.

So the banks make risky loans then sell the loans to the general public in the form of bonds.  Should be illegal.

Let's not be mean.  I agree with you but... Oh heck, I'm in no position to stow thrones.

People like this are "special", as in special education, as in "retarded".

Part that thing out!

“Capable" is the key word.  Just because they could doesn't mean they're doing it.

Buy a car?  Only if I can't avoid it.  My 2004 Acura RSX is running just fine.  If someone hits it, then maybe.

Why would anyone ever need more than 640KB of RAM?

I dunno.  What are they worth as scrap?

If rust ==yes, then CP.

If you even LOOK at a Chevette, you've already lost value.

I'll see your Olympic and raise you a Titanic.

If they really feel that way, they'll also own TSLA stock.