Craft thread!

Ho ho hooooooo, from my house to yours!

(I mean goddamn.)

But look at you!

Oh, god, just everything half my family said. Also, my nephew joined his college’s “Young Republicans” club. Pour me another drink, bartender!

First off, omg your dog is so cute. Second, I love those earrings. Third, your lipstick in on point! Get it, girl.

Hello there everyone. The world is just so unbelievably shitty that I’m searching for an escape in ridiculous Christmassy stuff. We finished hanging lights all around our roof and gutters and also the bushes. I took advantage of Black Friday deals and got myself some kitschy earrings (some people go for ugly sweaters,…

Women are mutilated by their partners on such a regular basis that it barely makes the news. In my area alone in the last 2 years a woman’s husband cut her breasts off and a woman who went to my high school had acid thrown in her face by her bf. The acid thrower got a whopping 2 years in prison.

I can’t get through as well. How many do they need to hear the clarion call from to get this boulder up the hill?

I know the House Oversight Committee line has been ridiculously clogged, and the voicemail is full. I’m hoping these are good signs.

Fingers crossed that each one these stops turns into a disaster when swarms of good people protest and give him a taste of why over 60 million did NOT vote for him.

Oh ya. It’s us coastal elites who need to watch our language and tone. BE NICER GUYS 🙄

The first Jedi formed the Order after getting sicked of being friendzoned constantly.