It’s times like this that I wish you could just use Uber to get liquor.

This might cheer you up.... Or make it worse. It’s the official White House photographer’s favorite pics of Obama.

Please. They’re not paying attention. The election of Trump was just a validation to themselves their hatred of brown people and assorted “others” remains in the mainstream. They couldn’t give a fuck what he’s actually doing. So long as he rattles the cages with a few “Mexicans are rapists” and “extreme vetting…

It’s like every person you hate assembling to form an Asshole Voltron.

PETER THIEL. Peter Thiel. peter thiel. fuck

As a black dude currently living in NC, I made sure to cast my ballot early. Here’s hoping McCrory and Trump have a bad day tomorrow

A real-life Lysistrata?

Similarly, the left dubbed Sarah Palin “Caribou Barbie,” leading to an entire year where I began every other sentence with the qualifier, “don’t make me defend Sarah Palin.”

Trump RN

Happy fucking (almost) birthday to me. My work BFF has stage 4 melanoma and my BFF is moving away. My BFF and I don’t have much in common anymore but we’ve known each other since 3rd grade. All I can think of is I won’t have a local in case of emergency contact anymore.

BEAUTY THREAD!

hi everyone!

“I do have to go on the record and say she viewed you like a sister.”

I have a close friend who worked on Long Island Medium in editing and described it as the most soul crushing experience ever. He also thought that the woman was a piece of human trash for conning people. I imagine this is quite the same.

So much of me - SO MUCH - wants to believe that clairvoyance is an actual ability, for all the reasons so many of these epistolary confessions/accusations outline. I love the curious history of Edgar Cayce, who claimed that he began to experience excruciating migraines when he started to charge for his readings, and…