Oh, hell no.

You don’t deserve shit. Give every penny to charity or cancel. Pay your own way, this is not an opportunity for you the rake in the cash. Just no.

Everybody lies. But restaurant customers lie just for shits and giggles.

When I was a teen in the 70’s, they had something called Love’s Baby Soft and Love’s Lemon perfume/cologne. I was crazy about it! I sprayed it on me, the pillows, my cat, my little sisters, the curtains, the couch. I was a wildgirl!

Two Hours of my life I will never get back. I kept looking for a red doorknob and the revelation that The Diabetic Child was already dead!

It was just an example. I certainly wouldn’t get that. I was just blustering. Sorry for any offence. I’m getting my hubby’s name on my wrist in a beautiful font. And I know a quality tattoo comes from a quality artist at a higher price than hacks.

I heard her on ‘Wait, Wait...’ and I was very surprised she was on there. I am not a ‘fan’ of hers, but it was a one-shot as far as I was concerned. Sure, she’s famous for being famous, but come on, people. Get over it. I love NPR and will continue to listen and support it.

I ain’t hating, but I wonder why she did this? But, damn, that hair is perfect! Wow!

No, I wouldn’t go ballistic! I’d thank him for his time and walk. No drama. I know what I want and I would just move on. No.

Because....

Yes! Every straight divorce makes gays happy! Wait, what? No, it doesn’t work that way. You Monsters.

Shut up and make me a sandwich!

I am turning 60. I do not give one fuck what the artist considers appropriate for someone else. If I want a neck tattoo, chances are at this age i will not live long enough to ever regret it. Besides, if I want my husband’s name in comic sans on my neck I’ll get it. We’ve been married 36 years. He’s a real keeper. I…

YES! People would wonder why I was holding a tampon. After all, I haven’t had a period in 5 years. Blessed Menopause!!!

I am a freak. I never saw an episode of ‘Friends’. And I just could NOT take ‘Seinfeld’ for one episode. Those people were so awful, I wouldn’t have them in my home!

Me and my 22 year old daughter loved it. She wants to be Doof, the guitar guy on the truck full of drums and speakers!

Without pepper!

Dat tiny booty...

I started sewing as a young girl. My mom and grandmother sewed us ‘granny gowns’ that were fashionable in the 60’s. I was so happy to sew for my daughter! I made Halloween costumes and even a pioneer dress for her to wear to a one room school house. I even made my hubby a pair of Dinosaur pajamas he adored and wore…

Pool therapy is a great idea. Get to a pool and just wade gently and allow your body to work with the water. It’s fun and you can even get in a water exercise class for cheap. As for YA, read Kathe Koja’s ‘Kiss the Bee’, ‘Blue Mirror’ and ‘straydog’. She write from a different perspective.