Take comfort in knowing you gave him as much as he needed to be a happy kitty! Your dogs need you, and your kitty is not suffering. My hubby and I have had many cats in our 40 years of being together. Each one was his or her own shining star in our house. Treated with love, play and treats and cared for till the end…

Play safe! Keep your eye on getting to law school and enjoy the now. Have fun. And know that you Will be moving on and out of his life. Make memories but keep that eye on the prize.

Every sperm is sacred!

How about ‘19 Baby Slothes and Counting’!!!

Schadenfreude NEVER felt so good!!!! Bwahahahahahahaha!

This is 100% Mom Approved!

Fuck You, Pizza Hut. You don’t deliver in my hood.

YES! Home made buns in several different ‘flavors’! Great idea!

The worst of the worst? Amway. Horrible scheme...

People sent me ‘party’ invitations constantly. I NEVER go. Never. And the invites stopped coming. Happy days are here again. Just Say NO. You do NOT need to make an excuse. Just say you can’t. Period.

My niece got sucked into the ‘It Works’ wrap ponzie scheme. She is always going to workshops and meetings and such. It doesn’t work and she refuses to see it’s a scam.

I want to kiss that face one hundred times! Future Rocks!

Mom and I had a lot of issues. Then, she died. After much tumult in my brain, I just let her go in my mind. I don’t think about it much. But I feel peace about the past and go forward.

Thinking about opening a restaurant. I’m known for my cooking, and my friend is a baker with Mad Skilz. We are both big women (NOT girls) with ample boobs and butts. We want to call it ‘Booty’s’ for the Big Butt Enthusiast. Damn good food, smart waitresses and ice cold beer. And for the Sisters and Bros, we have a…

Get a ton of kittens but give them water or they will die. Just saying.

What a bunch of morans....

If IKEA didn’t have arrows on the floor to follow, I would be lost, never to be seen again. Call out the tracking dogs!

I was thinking he looked kinda pervy. Lolita complex, I guess.

Dear mother-in-law gave us a picture of laughing jesus. Oh, fer christ sakes....

Ginger’s gonna take it ALL!