Cheapie weddings may be a dime a dozen, but my cheap wedding was 35 years ago. I Regret NOTHING! Bwaahahahahahaha! We saved money for our fun honeymoon.

1) $125.00 (Includes preacher, cake, coffee. My dress was $40. 2) Detroit, MI, 1979 3) 10 people, including bride and groom …

Darling, you are lucky. My husband uses (GASP) handkerchiefs. Yes. Cotton ones. He blows his nose, folds up that booger-filled bitch and sticks it back in his pocket. Wet, snotty, chunky nastiness. Then, after he's done, it goes into the laundry. Dry, scabby and yucky. I wash that shit with hot water and bleach. It's…

Poor Frankie. The facts just aren't doing what he wants! He wants to trash talk the President for Jeebus!

My kid is not special. She is Different. She always has been. She has Asperger's. She calls other kids 'Normals'. She does not have friends. She does not socialize. She keeps to herself and other kids don't understand. She's my only child. She was an average student. Yet, she got an award for highest ACT test score in…

I forget a lot of stuff these days. A combination of high stress and post-menopausal angst. Stress can contribute to forgetting stuff. Don't worry! You are fine.

Fur is Murder. Expensive, Fashionable Murder.

This is like once you see it, you can't unsee it. Train wreck!

I want to write a book for girls called 'My Little Velvety Vajay-jay'.

Team Jasmine all the way!

I like to crochet on the airplane. It helps break up the monotony. But I don't pay for a second seat.

My father-in-law was in the Air Force during WWII. He was stationed in Iraq helping construct Russian planes for allies to use to fight the war. During time off, he and his buddies went traveling to exotic places. Dad and friends decided to climb one of the pyramids of Cheops. He took spectacular pictures from there.…

I want Bollywood clips!

I could tell the tweet was fake. No corporate tweeter would mistake 'apart' from 'a part'.

I'd be happy if I just had a Million Dollars! Who needs a man??? lol

I Love Kitchenette!!! Happy Anniversary! On chef culture, I don't allow chefs to tell me what I should be eating. My doctor tells me what I should be eating too! I listen to NO ONE! Bwahaha!

HillDog? WTF?

Nobody cares about O'Reillys lying because nobody thinks he's a legitimate journalist. He's not. He is an infotainer.

I have been working at the same job in the same place for 30 years. I like my job, but dislike my co-workers for the most part. Recently, the company sold my workplace business and we had a total change of management and personnel left in droves. The remaining workers are left with massive amounts of work increase and…