You know what doesn't stain teeth? Pure sweet vodka....

Because they want to control women's lives as god commands? Because they are all sluts for enjoying sex and must be punished!?!?

Vagina Control ? YES! Gun Control? Oh, Hell NO! Freedom! FREEDOM! BENGAZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't want an abusive controlling boyfriend, why would I want a controlling abusive sorority?

Oh, and this guy.

How about guys we'd fuck to death if we could?

George Clooney. But he's not dead. It's worse. He's married.

Wait till his fellow prisoners hear that Bob is to be addressed as Master Bob!

Yup. Saw it on ID last year. Now it's time to update that show. I know it will also be made into a Lifetime Movie some day soon. Just a hunch.

They could have been Lopping Sheers used for gardening. I trim my rose bushes with them. I'm sure they would work on the Wandering Dick-Vine...

This is more fun !!!!

Ewwww. Just threw up in my granny purse a little.

A simple soap and water wash. All they need. By the way, are dildos dishwasher safe????? Who knew???

It's ribbed for extra enjoyment!!

Dat Ass is in the way, Kanye. Try doing it in the front woman part.

Just remember, folks. You get your ass pierced, you WILL regret it. Maybe not now. But Later. When you visit your nearest emergency room. I will be there when you face the possibility that your ass may be seen by medical professionals. We will laugh at you behind your back. We will tell everyone we know about the…

When I was pregnant, I would not just side-eye...I'd cut a bitch. That is all.

Bridezilla. Run. Run for your life!

My kid is evil and depressed yet never touched a Ouija board! She went to christian school. That did it.

Be careful! Metal Fetus may just thrash himself/herself out!