Did they take the homeless guy a meal? Or to a shelter??

My bro-in-law is a cheesy, cheeky restaurant customer. The waitresses have all heard his jokes 100 times before and giggle politely to make their tips. Ask him if he needs anything he says "I can use a million dollars!" Hahaha. He's just so embarrassing to be with. He's a Fox News Gun Nut, but he is my bro-in-law.…

Meat loaf with steamed lemon Brussels sprouts.

We need more Lighthearted Lesbian Homoeroticism EVERYWHERE!

I had a huge bottle of Fireball Whiskey. The burn helped but NOT MUCH.

I'm so sorry. I never saw Allison Williams here as a young boy. I saw her as a Magic Lesbian I wanted to Gay Marry!!!

Stuff Dat Ass with candy, and give the kids a baseball bat! Family Fun for Everyone!!

And Baby Jesus weeps...

Congrats Ohio State. You Suck. Love—-Michigan

I have vegetarian friends and they LOVE my pumpkin soup. I was a vegetarian for a couple of years and love to cook meat-free when I can.

Kym Worthy: Detroit is so proud of you and what you've done for justice.

I love pumpkin soup made with veggie broth and fresh ginger and roasted garlic. So very delicious.

Is there no meat that man can't jerk???

Lots and lots of whiskey. Lots.

Ok. Maybe I'm weird. The first picture kind of looked like an X-ray of a huge butt-plug in a pelvic cavity. I re-imagined a story about a 12 hour flight with a painful butt-plug problem. I'm just... my bad.

But not his cash...eh?

Can I get a 'Klittro-Patra' at Ikea??

My sister-in-law says she never reads. I realized she was telling the truth when I had given her a subscription to a cooking magazine and when I asked if she liked it she said "Oh, I never read them. I recycled them." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man wearing socks and sandals. Nope. Never. Nada. Zip.

I need a therapy alpaca because my cats don't give a shit.