Reminds me of those heady days of the best birth control I ever used. The Sponge. The one you can wear for a couple of days, it was filled with spermicide and very comfy. It's like wearing nothing at all! Well, I forgot about it for about a week. I pulled it out and it was the most awful shade of green. It was a bit…

Dear Caitlyn, When I get cremated, can I have the book cremated with me? Then my family will have to buy another copy. See? It's all a beautiful tapestry.

Am I the only person on the planet who doesn't like wine? Yuck. I'd rather drink water, or dilute it with a nice smooth whiskey.

Cops Pray Over Fetus, Fetus Springs Into Action, Singing "Hello my baby, hello my honey!"

I have a massive amount of freckles. I have pale skin and brown (now gray) hair. I was bullied, and was determined to make sure my daughter never did. She also had her mom's freckles. I told her how beautiful they were and how they are really angel kisses that leave a little reminder! He friends never bothered her…

I have rosacea and it sucks. Now my daughter has it too. Now I am gonna wash my face with vinegar and salt and drain-o and a wire brush. That is sure to help!!!

That boy is smart! And kids that smart have good parents!

YOU did NOT just go There, girlfriend. Back dat ass up before I crack dat ass up. Snap!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who is going to sponsor the Divorce? E-Harmony.com??

Back in the beginning of the AIDS hysteria, people thought they could get it just by being in the same room as a patient. Education can fight it.

When one uses the word 'sodomite', one shows oneself to be an asshole. Give it a rest, dude.

Vegan Hipsters know Jello is made from Gelatin which is made from animal bones. And gummie bears are made with gelatin.

Mail it to Detroit!

Many went to Palmer Park with their classic cars to try to rally support for extending the Cruise into Detroit proper.

Try seltzer!

Congrats!

Dude deserves it.

I would subscribe to the Drunken Sarah Palin Channel'!

I once had too much alone time. I went to the local animal shelter and volunteered. Helping care for the cats and dogs really helped me. The people I met were interesting and I became an Adoption Councilor. Fun and helping pets find their forever home.