WTF? So much good literature for kids, and this wins? Oh, Hell, no.

As a Fat Girl, I know. The handsome men don't want you. They can't be seen with you. Don't even think about it, you. And no matter how great you are with your brilliant minds and ambitious dreams and talent, you must settle for whatever comes along. All men want tens, just like women want tens. But I got lucky, so…

Isn't this the plot of 'The Devil Wears Prada'????

All of us Michigan State Fair fans have to do without our favorite fried foods because Michigan cancelled the State Fair that was in Detroit a few years ago. Money problems. So everyone, please buy and eat many fried foods and grow fat while I weep bitter tears of the sad. Pity me, dammit!

Or us orphans...

My Mom-in-law had a good pre-paid funeral package. It was very nice to have most of it done! It saved us so much money and time! Me? I want a Tibetan Sky Funeral. They take your body up into the mountains and place you where the carrion eating birds nest. You feed them with your body and the bones are just there.…

I imagine that when the Right Wing manages to criminalize abortion and birth control, they won't care that people who should not have had kids and were forced to give birth will contribute to child abuse and poverty skyrocketing.

Stephan! So perfect!

Another Fat person here. I've spent my whole life trying not to be noticed. I am basically a laid back, easy-going person. Never wear loud clothing, sticking to t-shirts and jeans and black jackets. Now that I'm 58 years old, a lot has changed. I now have no fucks left to give! I wear tie-dyed shirts, shorts, And…

Oh, nos. Purity Proms? Oh, noooooooooooo...

Best. Tattoo. Ever!

I love getting Rick Rolled on our 'Oldies' station here. My daughter thinks the song is great. I do too.

Hey, @RonaldMcDonald... Where can I store a body for a few days? Siri stopped taking my calls.

Oh, Zachary Quintos... You dreamy creamy bucket of sexy man.....

To my shame, I thought that was jizz but I assumed only sick perverts would think that. Hooray! I'm not the only sick pervert!

Here is what you do to a Payday Bar. Take it out of the package. One by one, remove those fucking peanuts. Really. Put them in a bowl and give them to underprivileged squirrels. Take that log of caramel-like nougat and eat that. Talk about of Sugar Rush!!! NOW you are one of the Elite. You're welcome.

The answer would have been simple. As a Registered Crazy Cat Lady (RCCL), I have chosen to leave my money to the Michigan Humane Society, with the stipulation that my cats be re-homed. Do Not PTS (put to sleep). I would not leave money to animals, just people who do good for animals.

Surgery was done by Dr. Dong. Dr. Dong stated that putting a jump rope in the idiot's penis was "Ridiculous."

NOT going to Virginia. Too Right Wing for my blood. I'll stay here in Michigan near Dearborn's Greenfield Village, America's best history attraction! We bought memberships...

I live in Detroit and I know white couples with adopted black children. So his point in invalid.