I work in a nursing home, and this show would be crowded with Staff! Us girls love to eyeball young man-meat! Talk about a morale booster!

Another one bites the dust!

Also, girls were not allowed to go 'stag' and it sucked.

What about all of us fat chicks who NEVER were asked to the prom? I was a fat nerd and not one guy even tried to ask. The 70's were rough on fat kids.

NOPE>

Closer to go to Mexico for the drugs.

You just haven't lived until you've seen a maggot-infested wound. Being a nurse, I've seen it. Pretty nasty business but it's fixable... Nasty, but fixable.

Black Jeopardy? Oh, HELL, no.

Me too. I Love Zotz! I get them once in a while when I want a taste of childhood.

My food memory is something from 1970—Pillsbury's Space Food Sticks. I loved them! They were high protein and tasted like cookie dough. It was, after all, the Apollo Age, Moon landings and space travel was the coolest thing ever. Now, everyone eats protein bars. Thanks to the pioneers of space flight!

This made me barf in my granny purse a little...

These are plus sized models? It's just not for my kind. Still more body shaming.

If only I had eaten my firstborn...

I guess that paying for Viagra and penis-pumps IS medically needed for the limp and the soft. I don't wanna pay for some old dude to knock up some female because NOW HE CAN.

I was kinda thinking that David Copperfield is looking for a comeback. Or maybe it's ALIENS!

Hey, didn't a woman marry the Eiffel Tower?

Is it just me, or is Uncle Sugar getting fatter?? Maybe he hopes we can't tell the difference between him and Krispy Kream Christie??

My kid was a strange and different one. She isolated herself and was not popular. No diagnosis fit. She never hurt or killed anyone. Strange doesn't mean anything.

I was looking for a secret dick pic. I am one sick puppy...

Heavy!