Having never seen my own vah-jay-jay I just assumed it was sunshine and moonbeams beautiful. Silly me! It's probably the 'Heart of Darkness' and just horrible!

Marcus has a pre-existing condition... He was born in the closet and stayed there!

Worthy IS a badass. She takes her time to charge because she wants to make sure the charge sticks.

Looks kinda 'gay' to me. And I mean that in the nicest way....

Not to be racist, but do you like black coffee?

I'm an atheist who hates christmas not because of the jesus thing but because it's endless work decorating, cooking, shopping and pretending to not be Grumpy Cat all over the thing. I wouldn't take it away from my family, even though I hate it. Merry Martyr Christmas, yo.

My cats don't snore, hog the covers or complain about dinner. At least my husband doesn't puke into my slippers while I'm sleeping. At least I hope not....

I live in Detroit. Stupid shit like this happens in all big cities. Get over it.

Dearborn Heights is also populated with Arabs and Chaldeans. They are the largest Arab population outside of the middle east. And they do have racial issues with African Americans. I can easily see this as a racist act of murder. She was shot in THE BACK OF HER HEAD. You don't stand your ground against someone who is…

Let's just say all the women "who sleep with Rush" can't run to the clinic fast enough to get his seed out of them. Crude? Yes. True? See any little Rush kids running around? Oh, HELL NO.

I got all y'all beat for rude! A woman invited to my baby shower asked me (during the shower) if I had ever considered getting an abortion. Hating on my kid before she was even born. Damn, yo. Never spoke to her again.

I'm an atheist, my hubby is too and we have been married 34 years.

As an Atheist, we got married for legal reasons. Simple.

Loved Rachel on 'The Simpsons" this week. She should be a recurring character!

"Dear God, please let me get pregnant even if I die in childbirth, leaving all my other kids to fend for themselves until Billy-Bob-Joe-Bubba finds a new brood mare!"

Yeah! A NEW bike to steal. Here in Detroit, I keep my old shitty bike. If they steal it I just buy a used shitty bike. Why provide new bikes to assholes?

My cat Lunatic.

How about a 'National Maru Jumping Into Boxes Day'??

Oh, FUCK NO!!!

Perfect for protesting Westboro Baptist Church get-togethers. Also great for birthday parties, bat mitzvah's, funerals and craft shows.