Ok, so hes MEAN teacher, then.

You know, in the graphic novel sequel, he does pose as the principal of Toby's school to watch over him...hmmm...

He does steal a baby and threaten to turn it into a goblin. And he poisons her. And he kicks one of the goblins right in the goblin dick... sooooooooooooooooo.

The reasoning behind why Jareth stole Toby has already been explained in the official novelization of Labyrinth based on the movie by A.C.H. Smith (http://www.amazon.com/Labyrinth-A-C-…; transcribed to HTML here: http://www.astrolog.org/labyrnth/novel…).

Off topic, but I always warn my boyfriend he's in danger of becoming this when he refuses to get rid any of his old stuff including his hockey themed Christmas. decorations.

A bit OT, but I once found a Labyrinth picture book someone had thrown away and sure I had to take it. The images were drawn (really nicely) and were clearly based on the movie, like you'd recognise anyone instantly. The book was retelling the whole story for children. When I flipped through it, one thing totally…

As far as I can tell, she is currently undergoing the longest gestation in human history. She has been pregnant since before she and Brad were married, so I'd say she's going on well over a decade of being constantly pregnant. Kudos to you, Jen, for keeping that 10 year old so slim!

When does he say that? Here's a transcript of the most meaningful exchange, (for some reason in all caps) that helps my theory out.

Someday Jennifer Aniston will be 95 and have a little old lady pooch and they'll still be publishing "baby bump!?!!" photos of her (on our holographic magazine replacements obvs).

"Oh god, the 'bulge' is pressing against me."

I just think the story is actually more fun when Jareth, and all of the Labyrinth, are created by Sarah's own mind. She is literally confronting herself and her own dreams and wishes and hopes. The things she wants from life are the very things that are stopping her from having a life. This is an AMAZINGLY important…

I have another theory. Everything in the Labyrinth world is just Sarah's imagination... except Jareth. That's why he complains that he has done everything she wanted, including turning back time and playing the villain, because he's a real magic being caught in this young girl's fantasy, and his only real way out is…

I'm pretty sure men got the idea from other men. It's something else to compete about. I had one friend in college who said she was a size queen, but I've never heard from any other woman that she prefers a really big guy.

I don't know where men got the idea that they need to have a big penis from. I have literally never met a woman who cares what size a man is.

If anal is anything like bananas in nutella, sign me up!

Do men believe you when you tell them this? Because most men seem to think I'm patronizing them or something. There's this unspoken, "I want so badly to believe you" look they get - only, you know, in a nonchalant and manly gruff way - when I try to explain this. I'm *not* petite - I'm 5'7 with a good pair of…

LOL you are so right! I can totally tell when a guy watches too much porn, and hasn't had enough real-life experience. And as far as the naturally tight thing...well...I am, and I always have been. One guy (a friend, actually) I was with actually said "wow, you're really tight...I guess you haven't been with a lot of…

YES. You can always tell when a guy learns everything about sex from porn, and those types of guys who also have big dicks seem to end up thinking that they have a magic penis that women will convulse into orgasm at the sight of. In my experience, guys who are less endowed teach themselves how to please women in other…

I totally concur. Average is the best, for me anyway, because I guess I have a small-to-medium sized vagina? And those guys who have average sized wangs are always so happy with my enthusiasm (not faked!) about said members. They do tend to be better in bed because it seems that they put more effort forth.

Cannot unsee the Nutella covered banana. Now you've ruined a delicious snack and anal.