It depends. In college, my best friend was a super heavy drinker and although it never quite reached crisis levels, she would get blackout drunk and go on these insane rampages, fall down, take her clothes off and run around, hurt herself, pee in/on things, etc. We filmed it a few times and she would watch the videos…

I had the fine privilege of being "the alcoholic," so yes, I know it quite well! Even the mortal embarrassment (and existential terror) of having had an unknown, inaccessible "other life" only kept me straight for a couple of weeks. You come right back to it. You want it more than life itself. However, the pure…

Anecdote Time! I had a roommate that was dealing with some serious alcohol issues during undergrad. My other roommate and I videotaped her one night on an especially egregious night (this girl literally would hallucinate an identical twin for me who she hated and would talk to both of "us" during a bender and during…

That's a great idea! 5-6 years ago, it took me seeing some photos that I A) didn't recall and B) looked like a total assclown in that made me scale it back to a nice social drink or two. Now I save money, save face, and don't waste the entire next day being hungover.

This. I recently received a mini-intervention where I was given a list of things I'd done at bars I don't even remember going to. I was utterly speechless. (now in therapy)

There have been various reports about things that went on between him and LeBrock. I don't know if she's ever come right out and said he was abusive, but she has hinted at it many times. Then there was the bigamy thing, and the harassment things... Steven Seagal is an all around ass.

Your opening cracked me up.

The same Steven Seagal that may have beaten up Kelly LeBrock and has handed out a ton of money to settle sexual harassment suits? I don't think he's making it to Feminist Heaven.

I bet woman #1's problem is more with sex than alcohol. She sounds repressed, and like she carries a lot of shame about sex. But she likes sex and likes being free about sex. So she has to get drunk to be able to do what she wants to do anyway, deep down. I'm thinking conservative Christian upbringing.

Nor I. I always just took him as a Tim Burton character come to life, which of course leads one to consider him a lovable, if pretentious, weirdo.

As far as I can tell, she is currently undergoing the longest gestation in human history. She has been pregnant since before she and Brad were married, so I'd say she's going on well over a decade of being constantly pregnant. Kudos to you, Jen, for keeping that 10 year old so slim!

Someday Jennifer Aniston will be 95 and have a little old lady pooch and they'll still be publishing "baby bump!?!!" photos of her (on our holographic magazine replacements obvs).

I'm pretty sure men got the idea from other men. It's something else to compete about. I had one friend in college who said she was a size queen, but I've never heard from any other woman that she prefers a really big guy.

I don't know where men got the idea that they need to have a big penis from. I have literally never met a woman who cares what size a man is.

If anal is anything like bananas in nutella, sign me up!

Do men believe you when you tell them this? Because most men seem to think I'm patronizing them or something. There's this unspoken, "I want so badly to believe you" look they get - only, you know, in a nonchalant and manly gruff way - when I try to explain this. I'm *not* petite - I'm 5'7 with a good pair of…

LOL you are so right! I can totally tell when a guy watches too much porn, and hasn't had enough real-life experience. And as far as the naturally tight thing...well...I am, and I always have been. One guy (a friend, actually) I was with actually said "wow, you're really tight...I guess you haven't been with a lot of…

YES. You can always tell when a guy learns everything about sex from porn, and those types of guys who also have big dicks seem to end up thinking that they have a magic penis that women will convulse into orgasm at the sight of. In my experience, guys who are less endowed teach themselves how to please women in other…

I totally concur. Average is the best, for me anyway, because I guess I have a small-to-medium sized vagina? And those guys who have average sized wangs are always so happy with my enthusiasm (not faked!) about said members. They do tend to be better in bed because it seems that they put more effort forth.

Cannot unsee the Nutella covered banana. Now you've ruined a delicious snack and anal.