Of course Trump doesn’t want to be a dictator. He just really loves military parades in his honor.

How does the “free drugs” part suck?

If you have to ask you can’t afford it.

Trump Brand Prostitutes™. They’ll Shower You with Love.

I just want Luke’s first line to Rey be: “There was a hand with that. Did you find a hand?”

What if this is where Snoke is?

Good thing we won that Cold War!

Ah ah ah.

Ah ha ha. *thunder*

That’s 11 in Canadian dollars.

Ho Ho OH FUCK!

Before help showed up, there had to be a 911 call

Keep in mind, the Rock’s solution was “Steal a rescue helicopter and use it to find his ex-wife and daughter, abrogating his responsibilities as a first-responder and leaving people to die.” He also looted a car, then sold the stolen vehicle in exchange for a plane, which he then crashed into the middle of a disaster…

i once worked for a slightly insane multi-billionaire who had exotic frogs and we would get crickets shipped in via usps. long story short, crickets came into the office in their mesh box on a friday, crickets didn’t get picked up & fed to the frogs, crickets escaped over the weekend making a mad dash for freedom in…

That’s clearly Digimon.

An empty, lifeless shell. Just like Harambe.

Maybe is your so-called “reality”.