“Remember, some flights leave early in the morning. A great way to save time in the AM is to skip your homemade coffee brew and hit Starbucks in the terminal."

Sitting near the front of the plane is a lifehack?

No, but it does mean that the largest city in Arizona will have to rename itself to Dustboogartown should your nephew decide to pursue legal action.

Makes me damn proud that we’re able to liberate fuels that were being held down by a oppressive limestone regime. Anyone that thinks otherwise is probably a Hillary supporter.

“That aint a gas leak. That there’s Freedom Fire™"

Translation: Strangegun approves.

And how do I know women are more moral than men? Less prostate cancer no matter how much or how often doctors probe.

You know what they say about fetuses with big feet...

Little known fact: Prostate/Rectal cancer doesn’t exist until a doctor probes for it. Sort of like Schrodinger’s Cat being both alive and dead until you take a measurement.

Did you drop by the fetal body parts booth? I heard their swag-bag is the bomb.

Noted. You’re now on the list, human.

Having worked directly with German factory workers, and having tried to stand up a reasonable industrial organization at a German manufacturing plant, I’m *OMG sooooo sure* that this decision has *noooothinnng* to do with German labor unions. /sarcasm #eyeroll

You can’t spell PResidenT of the UnitEd States without u.t.e.r.u.s (and rearranging the letters and using the U from United twice).

What if your daughter was using the bathroom with one of those lezbos?

Washington was trans. Teddy Roosevelt was gender fluid.

There is porno. There is not-porno.

Yin. Yang.

Sounds a lot like Europeans. And Arabia. And tribes of the Mongolian steppe. And sub-saharan Africa. And pre- (and post-, really) dynastic China. And feudal Japan. And...

The article was reposted on Gawker’s other site, “Beards, Beers, and Robot Fire Trucks in Space.” Mostly dudes there.

:) thanks.