My daughter was given three AG dolls and a pile of clothes by an older relative whose daughter had aged out of them. She deemed them too “ creepy” to have in her room. So onto Ebay they went. Got close to two hundred bucks for em (!!!)

Maybe dad would still be around if he had chosen a non shitbag line of work.

You are 100% right. We should!

Guitar World’s “Bikini Gear Guide,” an annual spread of scantily clad women holding guitars which they only recently stopped publishing.

Listen up people!

Please tell me the cleared the place of stragglers at the end of night by blaring Slayer over the PA system.

How to elicit hipster eye-rolls.

Punk? What the fuck is that punk shit? It belongs on fucking Mars, man! Heavy metal rules, all that punk shit sucks.

And the IROC Z and the Fiero. Poor man’s Ferraris

I know he made a mega shitty movie in the 80s with Fiona and Rupert Everett called Hearts of Fire. Oofah! Try sacred cow-ing him after watching that coked out mess. Blows a barn door sized hole into his carefully cultivated persona. No wonder he disowned it. Its his ‘Day The Clown Cried’.

I’ve got the reverse problem: I voluntarily take on the bulk of the housework because I’m an OCD clean freak. Wife knows this about me.

Now that everyone can take shitty looking Polaroids on their phones, can Rapey McHipsterdouche Terry Richardson finally be out of a job?

...and hopefully tissues.

Thank you. Using ‘Woke’ has about the same amount edge of a fucking Park Slope Whole Foods hosting a TED talk. Get your own shit , white millennials.

*Sees title of song. Automatically thinks of band Veruca Salt. Feels old AF. Realizes Gen X should not be reading Jezebel. Slinks away.*

And this is the bit I don’t get. So she’s now blackballed (sorry, I know, shut up) from all employment opportunities? Or is she only looking for work that correlates directly to what she was doing before she was exposed? I get that her rep is way beyond repair in the circles she used to move in. But is anyone going to…

That’s what she said.

Gaza Strippers

Impact.