Here is your walk off jam, Bern.

The Clash were so fucking calculated. Bordering on U2-levels of try hardness.
Yeah. “Only band that matters”..for making shitty triple albums of white bread reggae using fake ass “ya mon” Jamaican accents for “woke”college bros circa 1979. Fuck them and their Nick Hornby-esque legion of ass kissing dudebro music…

Quintessential 90s album on vinyl?

Yup. When I look down I want to see Ramones feet!

As a dad, I can safely say fuck those fugly ass kicks without worrying about being in the minority among other dads. We all rock basic as hell one color airwalks from Payless ( RIP) or fucking Marshall’s because they are twenty five bucks and in our size. Any dad with shit like that on their feet is dadding all wrong.

Word books? Okay fine. My art books? My photography books? Get fucked, lady.

“Punk Rock" anything, other than music, is lame edge-lord appropriation and instantly suspect.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

This. The ‘vinyl as superior format’ stance is utter bullshit. Like having the sound compress and distort as the grooves tighten towards the end of an album side? Like inconsistent playback speeds? Like pitch issues with mis-drilled spindle holes? How about some nice high end loss? Then vinyl is for you!

This. The ‘vinyl as superior format’ stance is utter bullshit. Like having the sound compress and distort as the…

Just so glad she left the space cult so I can now find her super sexy without the ‘yeah but..space cult’ qualifier.

Oh dear. Sorry no, sweetie it doesn’t. Pieces of shit come in every color of the rainbow.

I’m gonna say ‘maybe’ on the prolonged smack use. I don’t see her falling out as hard looks-wise as a full blown junkie her age would be. I say ‘dabbler’ , but probably more of a straight up cokehead now.

You missed Sly

‘The problem with those comparisons is that Marilyn Manson and GWAR aren’t nearly as relevant or famous as Kathy Griffin. Neither has a recurring gig on CNN.’

I was stuck out in bumblefuck PA last summer (during WaWa Hoagiefest no less!) and had to make due with a “Subz” sandwich from Sheetz. Didn’t think it was even possible to pack so much wrong into whatever sorry excuse for a roll that was.

Burn.

Or Logan’s Run inspired apartment complexes for young singles who’s illuminated palm crystals have not yet begun to blink

Nobody is Sheetz if they can help it.

Ugh. Okay, we get it. Dum-Dum Prez Not Good At Words.