dendennis
And Here Come The Pretzels!
dendennis

This guy? Fuck, I like him.

I declare all other fashion trends dead! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

Next thing you are going to tell me is that Burning Man is just insipid, faux edgy  trustifarian bullshit..

Cosigned. Boner killer. Shut it down.

Gonna go with “B” on this one.
Citing precedent for shit-house crazy celebs self proclaiming to be “voice of the people” doing unannounced pop-in’s on political leaders.

Right? Where is the landscaping? Did he ask for it to look like a giant BMX track? I’m not seeing things am I? That is just a huge swath of dirt out front isn’t it?

Hear hear! The flip insolence of this prole is a tiresome trifle! Simple,stark envy of his betters and nothing more. Clearly unmindful that one’s station is of one’s own making. Beachfront vistas and Swift-ian humblebraggery are the exclusive preserve of life’s winners! Apologize for excellence? Feign contrition to

So relatable.

2016-A Werner Herzog Film

MOM!!! NO!!!!

*bugs out eyes*
Ain’t nobody got time for that!!
*wild studio audience cheering*

Does not compute! Need clearly defined genre categories. Error. Error.
*sparks and smoke from ears*
Nah, I get it.
The one time I got upset about a young band’s ‘look’ not matching their sound was that band Black Veil Brides. They looked like early 80's Motley Crue, but sounded like watered-down 90's mall punk.
I’m over

Adjust your snark detector. Agreeing with you.